愚人节搞笑英文祝福短信

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愚人节搞笑英文祝福短信

My love,you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
爱人啊，你简直让我窒息，
你在哪沾上的一身臭气？

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don’t take that paper bag off your face.
我渴望你温柔的拥抱，
但别把你脸上的面具摘掉。

I thought that I could love no other
–that is until I met your brother.
曾以为一生只爱你一个，
直到遇见你的二表哥。

Because of you,I believe in fate,perhaps all this are doomed to heaven,having a Mianmianzhizhong traction.Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi.what is built Nie ah?!
因为你，我相信命运的安排，也许这一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是……我上辈子是造了什么孽啊？！”

Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks,the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritageof one of a lethal strong,and easy-to-carry concealed,not weapons,and other characteristics,……shoot you use the most appropriate!
砖头又称板儿砖，是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一，具有杀伤力强，易于携带隐蔽性高，不算凶器等多种特点，所以……拍你用它最合适！

Psychological test: If you and the cowardrace,you want to: 1 you run fast;as fast;you coward slower than…answer: you than beasts also a beastyou are beasts;beast than you!Happy April Fool's Day!
心理测试：如果你和狗熊赛跑，你希望：1你跑得快；2一样快；3你比狗熊慢…答案：1你比禽兽还禽兽；2你就是禽兽；3你禽兽不如！愚人节快乐！搞笑祝福语

I love your smile,your face,and your eyes
Damn,I’m good at telling lies!
我爱你的明眸，你的脸庞，你的微笑，
妈的，我真是说谎不打草稿！

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming.
你的容颜依稀入梦境，
于是我在尖叫中惊醒。整人短信

Kind,intelligent,loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
善良、聪慧、心得体会多情而性感，
可惜这些你一条都不占。

Notice: AprilFool's Day approaching,on April 1 you receive text messages are bogus,meaning exactly opposite,please pay attention.Following is the first: You are handsome styles Yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devilbuild lover!
通告：愚人节来临，4月1 日您收到的短信均为假的，意思正好截然相反，敬请留意。以下是第一条：您是英俊潇洒玉树临风貌美如花魔鬼身材的大众情人！

Shaceng said: I have 16 change!Journey said: I have 32 change!Wukong said: I am 72 changed!In his Tang Seng: Nishi on the treatment,you change a phone call,I saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages?Happy April Fool's Day!
沙僧说：我有16变！八戒说：我有32变！悟空说：我有72变！唐僧大怒：西天路上也没见你们变个电话，看人家妖怪都拿手机看短信呢！愚人节快乐！新婚贺语

After dinner seven Commandment: I quit smoking,quit immediatelyeat two fruits,three ring relaxedbelt,the four immediately quit drinking,Wujiebaibu walk,bathe immediately quit six,seven quit immediately to sleep!Journey: Remember?
饭后七戒：一戒吸烟，二戒马上吃水果，三戒放松裤带，四戒立即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒立即洗澡，七戒立即睡觉！八戒：记住了吗？

Some people see you today,you still as charming,wearing a checked vest,Manyouyou to walk,a detached look comfortable,it is lovely to that.You really do not know how that is Saiguo rabbit?
今天有人看见你了，你还是那样迷人，穿着格子背心，慢悠悠地走着，一副超然自在的样子，热门思想汇报实在是可爱极了。真不知你当年是怎么赛过兔子的？

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